Hankies are gross. I mean, first of all, the word is gross. ‘Hankie.’ And second of all, hankies themselves are gross. Snot covered rag that sits in your pocket all day? You take it out, you don’t know where the snot is, it could be anywhere. You put it back in your pocket and save it for later. I mean mom, not all progress is bad! There’s Kleenex, hello!